Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Truth Shall Set You Free

Sometimes I feel that I am really, really, really weird.   Not "oh look, that girl is a freak," but more of a "what I do in my spare time weird."   Do you ever do things or think things and wonder "am I the only one who is like this?"  Well I am here to share some of my thoughts and doings.  If you find any of the below items gross or odd, please still love me ok?

*I do not like to shower.  I often don't shower.
*I practice singing the National Anthem quite frequently while driving.
*During church I often get the thought "what will they do if I started running around naked?"  And then I smile.
*A couple weeks ago I had the urge to lick the guys hand who had it draped over the pew in front of me. 
*I burp and fluff more than a man.
*I sometimes flip people off under the table during work meetings if they are making me mad.  Mature, I know.
*I become racist at the drop of a hat (only when I visit the outlet malls.)
*I don't know how they ever let me be in charge of a classroom and children's education.
*I tell myself stories.  Outloud sometimes.
*I believe spell check and proof reading is a waste of my time.

Still love me?  Do you have any wierd thoughts/actions?  Come one, let it off your chest!


  1. I still love you Kristel!! I have to say I love taking a shower and have to force myself to get out, but, I hate getting dressed. I just want to live in yoga pants and go braless the rest of my life.

  2. tell yourself stories? Really? I think you need your own reality tv show. For real! Of course I still love you. I think I am kinda with you on the shower thing. I like to be clean and take one everyday...but I dont look forward to it. Takes so much time and is such a process. Just being lazy I suppose.

  3. I hate to shower! I just blogged about that actually :) Let's be dirty together. Um, gross, that sounds diiiiirty.

  4. Ug- me too. A shower hater. A time stealer, I really REALLY hat having to take one. Seriously.

  5. And by 'hat' I mean 'hate'. Sure spell checker is a waste of time?? LOL

  6. Oh, that post made me laugh! I would love to hear you sing the national anthem. And the fact that you flip people off under the table is absolutely hilarious.

    I think I love you more now that I know these things. :-)