Sometimes I feel that I am really weird.....like, really, really weird. Not "oh look, that girl is a freak," but more of a "what I do in my spare time weird." Do you ever do things or think things and wonder "am I the only one who is like this?" Well I am here to share some of my thoughts and doings. If you find any of the below items gross or odd, please still love me ok?
*I do not like to shower. I often don't shower.
*I practice singing the National Anthem quite frequently while driving.
*During church I often get the thought "what will they do if I started running around naked?" And then I smile.
*A couple weeks ago I had the urge to lick the guys hand who had it draped over the pew in front of me.
*I burp and fluff more than a man.
*I sometimes flip people off under the table during work meetings if they are making me mad. Mature, I know.
*I become racist at the drop of a hat (only when I visit the outlet malls.)
*I don't know how they ever let me be in charge of a classroom and children's education.
*I tell myself stories. Outloud sometimes.
*I believe spell check and proof reading is a waste of my time.
Still love me? Do you have any wierd thoughts/actions? Come one, let it off your chest!